- Dismal Dreams -

Welcome to *Dismal Dreams* [ Version 1.0 - Angel's Ascent ] an Anime reviewing site.

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- Dialogue -

Fire Woman: What do we review you ask? That is easy! Just ask Odango Atama over there for the answer!

Mistress Meatball: Hey! Stop calling me Odango Atama! That's not fair, you know-

Fire Woman: Cut to the chase, Meatball Head, just tell them what this site is about, show them the ropes.

Mistress Meatball: And what will you be doing when I show them the ropes? Being lazy and drooling over that sexy bishónen Duo Maxwell?

Fire Woman: Hey! None of your business! He's sexy, and he's mine!

Mistress Meatball: Anyway, while Fire Woman imagines she is lucky enough to get with the likes of *the* Duo Maxwell, I will show you around. To the left of Heero Yuy [ the Angel in the picture ] are the words: Fallen, Blessed, Enlightenment, and Faith. These are all the sections of the website, just click on them and they take you to that page! Oh, the wonders of an image map! Also, ::points to the bottom of the screen:: at the bottom you may find the Sacred Book [ Guest Book ] and ways to contact us. If you ask me, I would be the best person to contact! I'm not a b*tch like that-

Fire Woman: Mistress Meatball, are you trying to say something about me behind my back? ::taps foot impatiently::

Mistress Meatball: Umm.. ::gulps:: no! Why would I tell them you're a b*tch? I was just explaining... the site...

Fire Woman: And how we review anime sites, right?

Mistress Meatball: Of course! ::grins idiotically::

Fire Woman: Moving along, ::knocks Mistress Meatball over the head with a frying pan who falls to the ground unconscious::, in the various sections you will find the site content. In Fallen, those are the sites that have been reviewed. Blessed is the place where you can find out all about me! And well... Mistress Meatball as well. ::lightly pokes Mistress Meatball with foot, continues poking Mistress Meatball while explaining:: Also, in the Enlightenment section is where you can find help for your site, rants and the latter... Faith is mostly miscellaneous site stuff, like linkage. Now that you know what we are all about, hop to it people! Get your site reviewed by us! Fire Woman and ... ::looks down at Mistress Meatball::

Mistress Meatball: ::mumbles::

Fire Woman: And Mistress Meatball! ::carefully drags Mistress Meatball into a closet and shuts the door:: What are you looking at? I said hop to it! Lets go people! ::dusts off hands and walks away::

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