- Dismal Dreams -
Welcome to *Dismal Dreams* [ Version 1.0 - Angel's Ascent ] an Anime reviewing site.
** Updates **
- Dialogue - Fire Woman: What do we review you ask? That is easy!
Just ask Odango Atama over there for the answer! Mistress
Meatball: Hey! Stop calling
me Odango Atama! That's not fair, you know- Fire Woman: Cut to the chase, Meatball Head, just
tell them what this site is about, show them the ropes. Mistress
Meatball: And what will you
be doing when I show them the ropes? Being lazy and drooling over
that sexy bishónen Duo Maxwell? Fire Woman: Hey! None of your business! He's sexy,
and he's mine! Mistress
Meatball: Anyway, while Fire Woman imagines she is
lucky enough to get with the likes of *the* Duo Maxwell, I will
show you around. To the left of Heero Yuy [ the Angel in the
picture ] are the words: Fallen, Blessed, Enlightenment, and
Faith. These are all the sections of the website, just click on
them and they take you to that page! Oh, the wonders of an image
map! Also, ::points to the bottom of the screen:: at the bottom
you may find the Sacred Book [ Guest Book ] and ways to contact
us. If you ask me, I would be the best person to contact! I'm not
a b*tch like that- Fire Woman: Mistress Meatball, are you trying to say
something about me behind my back? ::taps foot impatiently:: Mistress
Meatball: Umm.. ::gulps:: no!
Why would I tell them you're a b*tch? I was just explaining...
the site... Fire Woman: And how we review anime sites, right? Mistress
Meatball: Of course! ::grins
idiotically:: Fire Woman: Moving along, ::knocks Mistress Meatball
over the head with a frying pan who falls to the ground
unconscious::, in the various sections you will find the site
content. In Fallen, those are the sites that have been reviewed.
Blessed is the place where you can find out all about me! And
well... Mistress Meatball as well. ::lightly pokes Mistress
Meatball with foot, continues poking Mistress Meatball while
explaining:: Also, in the Enlightenment section is where you can
find help for your site, rants and the latter... Faith is mostly
miscellaneous site stuff, like linkage. Now that you know what we
are all about, hop to it people! Get your site reviewed by us!
Fire Woman and ... ::looks down at Mistress Meatball:: Mistress
Meatball: ::mumbles:: Fire Woman: And Mistress Meatball! ::carefully drags
Mistress Meatball into a closet and shuts the door:: What are you
looking at? I said hop to it! Lets go people! ::dusts off hands
and walks away:: **Remember to click on Home to come back to this page!**